He Gives Me a Reason to Live. Him and All Those Stank Ass Hoes.

The above title is a quote from "Grandma's Boy." If you haven't seen Grandma's Boy, you totally should! It's about a video game tester, who smokes lots of weed, hangs out with his friends and creates a game which a "prodigy" at the gaming company he works for, rips off. Of course, there's a happy ending, he gets the game back.

Not into weed and video games? Is Nick Swardson delicious enough for you then? He certainly is for meeee.

Dear Mr. Swardson,
If you come across this blog, please know we can talk about that time at your comedy show where I may or may not have thrown my lacy pink bra at you. I know you were kinda creeped out, and even more so when you saw the note attached reading: "Please get into my pants immediately to save yourself from salvation." Oh, and don't worry about the guy next to me..he's just my boyfriend and he said I could have one free hump. He really didn't mean to have that "death stare" look like he was Darth Vader or something. Anyway, I promise it won't happen again, so please don't send your 6'6 black body guard to escort me out, I really enjoy your comedy, and I swear I'm not a sketchy character.

Thanks.

Ok, so that really didn't happen. (yet) I have yet to see Mr. Swardson. Apparently, he was supposed to come to UCONN and I didn't even know! I read a bulletin he posted on Myspace saying the show was cancelled. ((woo)) So now I diligently check to see if he's coming around. So, if and when he does, please donate to my bail money fund, because I may go to jail for trying to hump him.

AGAIN totally kidding. ((heheheh))
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I digress.

Last night, I went to Pig Out with Swan, Trav && my ex bestie, who know is my bestie again. We made up obvii. I missed her uber much and def. need her in my life. <33 Everything's like old times again. =D

Anyhoodle, we went to Pig Out because a waitress works there named Aimee who Swan's interested in. It was "Tip-A-Pig" night, which was hosted by the Renegade Bikers. They were raising money for the boobies! As one of the guys said. Trav is a new old edition in my life. He actually lives 5 houses down from me.

Swan, Trav and I all rode the same bus together. ((woot woot)) Rte. 9 ftw or lose, however you see fit. Anyway, Swan and I became close again because he was chilling with the veedub crew I was in. ((Absolut, lol)) Trav and Swan had always pretty much maintained their friendship so it was no surprise when Trav came last week and this week again.

It was nice to catch up with him..and it's nice to chill with the "hood crew" again. =) I also got the opportunity to go for a nice ride on the back of Trav's sexxi black motorcycle. ((crotchrocket)) I wore a helmet ((courrrsee!!)) and we drove around the block. As his 1/16 sister ((he called me that! lol)) it was cool. The hood crew is def. like family, and so I automatically become their sister again..they my brothers.

My brothers and the bestie ((again)) and of course loverbutt are the 5 most impt pple in my life. My brothers ((Swan Trav && Lil B)) are the three men that I know would always no matter what, would have my back. My bestie ((sister)) of course, no matter how much we fight, I know she will be another to always have my back. I couldn't ask for 4 better "family" members.

And of course loverbutt, he's my rock, my best friend..and the love of my life and I couldn't ask for any better than that.

Also, I cannot forget Bon Don, Calixta.Jive, or Desert Rat. These ladiies have become 3 of the best blogger friends a girl could have, and I hope to come out to Cali soon to meet all 3 of you! Thank you for all the words of encouragement and love! You guys rock my socks!

I'm happy as a clam. =)